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Hi, my name is Pile. Though I am from Hell, I'm not that bad. However, life changed for me one day when a random portal opened in my cozy crag in the 7th level, sending my essence into a seemingly ordinary garbage pile on the Loyola University Chicago campus. I discovered Cherry Coke was on this plane, too, and in plentiful quantities. I stayed.

I lived with my roommates Andy and Sam in Room 246 (TWEST 4 LIEF) of Simpson Hall, hence the number in my LJ handle. They fed me, and I, in turn, completely owned them in Halo. Everyone else around seemed to get along with me well enough, except for my RA, who thought I should be cleaned up. Personally, I think he just needs to chill out. I lived in 246 until the end of the year, and it was then that I decided to enroll in college (SAT - 1540, ACT - 34).

I hope to someday be on Broadway, or a medical doctor, or, if not anything else, to eat the city of Chicago. The way garbage collection is here, my ascension to Blob probably not far off.

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